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I'm back from throwing napalm on orphans, what did I miss

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I don't think i missed too much. I'll have to leave in four minutes, the cops'll be here.

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wait-

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its 23:28.

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gn

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rule 30 because idk what happened, people who use universal time use it because they think they can trick people into thinking they live in ussr 

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Why ussr? It's 16:45 est  here right now 

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rule 25. resign to win 

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#26 spend your whole day arguing with someone on the forums is a necessary step to becoming accustomed to the site.

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yes

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Nice!

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The rook moves diagonally

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Make a 'i'm leaving' forum if you want to close your acc

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XavisDOS wrote:

The rook moves diagonally

no u

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One move at a time happy.png

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Epiloque wrote:

29: Once you become a gm you can move twice, and make illegal moves  (Finegold)

Sounds legit. GM stands for god mode i guess tongue.png

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30. GMs can make custom pieces.

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31. nevercapture a piece from a gm because its always a trap

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32. always play checkers

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33. If you find that your tilt is starting to last for days, even weeks, even after you've taken breaks from chess, then you're suffering an outbreak of tilting plague. When that happens, the only thing you can do is:

SCREEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!