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I'm back from throwing napalm on orphans, what did I miss

I don't think i missed too much. I'll have to leave in four minutes, the cops'll be here.

wait-

its 23:28.

gn

rule 30 because idk what happened, people who use universal time use it because they think they can trick people into thinking they live in ussr 

Why ussr? It's 16:45 est  here right now 

rule 25. resign to win 

#26 spend your whole day arguing with someone on the forums is a necessary step to becoming accustomed to the site.

yes

Nice!

The rook moves diagonally

Make a 'i'm leaving' forum if you want to close your acc

no u

One move at a time

Sounds legit. GM stands for god mode i guess

30. GMs can make custom pieces.

31. nevercapture a piece from a gm because its always a trap

32. always play checkers

33. If you find that your tilt is starting to last for days, even weeks, even after you've taken breaks from chess, then you're suffering an outbreak of tilting plague. When that happens, the only thing you can do is:

SCREEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!