1000 reasons why you lost 300 elo in two days.

29. World War III starts
30. Russia starts fighting Ukraine and it's all over the news (you get distracted)
31. You have a duck in your room


36(?). You're multitasking chess.com and your Rocket League promotion game, so you end up focusing too much on RL.
Congrats you win the silly car game!
And lose 8 chess elo in the process.

39. You just don’t care anymore
40. It’s dinner time (frfr)
41. Mom comes in. (“gEt oFF cHeSs DuRInG sChOOl hOurS”)

42. you're stuck in an endless cycle, seeking the tower. you must take the black rook. YOU MUST. and you end up losing your friends to that desire because of it...

46.You're playing normally but the second coming, purple, king orange, red, blue, green and yellow suddenly enter the game just before the chosen one and the dark lord destroyed all your pieces while they entered the game fighting while victim is using a death ray prototipe.
Your opponent is GM