50. You started at 1600, and am finding your level.
You disconnected 80000000000000000 times
53. Your page reloads a gazillion times cause you have an iPad
opponents cheat with 10000elo engine every game
58 Yoy dum
Tilt is real
Also I love how a lot of these are arbitrary ways to lose on time a singular time
59- you elo farmed someone and are getting the crap kicked out of you by better players
60- playing with bad sleep deprivation or the like