1000 reasons why you lost 300 elo in two days.

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101? Don’t you mean 114? Whatever, doesn’t matter
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sorry lol
not sure why I thought I was 101
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U turn into a potato but you somehow keep playing

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116. You’re 100 elo but keep on playing with grandmasters nonstop and end up at -200 elo
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117. Ur internet connection is extremely terrible but you're still playing for 2 hours straight, (you lost by abandonment in every single game)

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118. Your cat ate you

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119. Your science homework ate your dog that ate your math practice paper that ate your cat that ate you

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120. You are IShowSpeed and don't know how the knight moves

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121. you spilled coffee on your mouse

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122. TikTok told me to use the BongCloud opening.

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123: You get all of your chess advice on forums

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Hey would anyone help me.. I recently just started playing chess I need a coach I'm willing to pay 30$ for anyone 1500 and more @cooldog19132 please accept my game so we can further talk

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124. your not him

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125. You have to lose 47 chess games to win your school talent show and then you do end up winning the talent show. All while winning 50 dollars 💵 and losing 390 elo
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126. You blundered your queen in 10 moves in every game

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127. you make your own openings

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128. They played the Scholar's Mate over and over again and you kept falling for it over and over again...

The Simpsons - Sideshow Bob Stepping On Rakes Compilation

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129. You have two accounts playing at once and mix them up every time
130. You are playing chess against someone 1001 elo below you when you forget about a holiday and go but forget about your game
131. Your talent is losing chess, because you have negative elo (it’s actually possible in chess.com)
132. Your friend comes in and wants to play with you and throws a ball at you which hits your screen and blunders your KING.
133. You are winning a game when someone bribes you that if you resign they give you good stuff and you get scammed.
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134. You sneezed and accidentally punched your computer

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135. You forgot your mail is outside and your playing bullet so you run to get it but you got timeout :(