1000 reasons why you lost 300 elo in two days.
 
    
  
  
   
    
  
  
  117. Ur internet connection is extremely terrible but you're still playing for 2 hours straight, (you lost by abandonment in every single game)
 
    
  
  
  119. Your science homework ate your dog that ate your math practice paper that ate your cat that ate you
 
    
  
  
  Hey would anyone help me.. I recently just started playing chess I need a coach I'm willing to pay 30$ for anyone 1500 and more @cooldog19132 please accept my game so we can further talk
 
    
  
  
  128. They played the Scholar's Mate over and over again and you kept falling for it over and over again...
The Simpsons - Sideshow Bob Stepping On Rakes Compilation
 
    
  
  
  130. You are playing chess against someone 1001 elo below you when you forget about a holiday and go but forget about your game
131. Your talent is losing chess, because you have negative elo (it’s actually possible in chess.com)
132. Your friend comes in and wants to play with you and throws a ball at you which hits your screen and blunders your KING.
133. You are winning a game when someone bribes you that if you resign they give you good stuff and you get scammed.
 
     
     
     
     
     
     
    