1000 reasons why you lost 300 elo in two days.
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Sep 30, 2025
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#142
137. You assume that everyone plays chess on an iPad and you quit when you found out that your opponent isn’t
24 days ago
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#144
136. You get ragebaited on stream and punch a hole through your computer
24 days ago
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#146
friendlyskp143 wrote:
136. You get ragebaited on stream and punch a hole through your computer
relatable
24 days ago
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#148
140. your bff pretends to choke you, but it actually sends you to the ER (you lose on time)😅
NOTE: This hasn't happened to me but it could and i will make a forum whenit does.
24 days ago
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#149
141. During chess games online, your mouse is taken over by evil spirits who always play bad moves. This induces a tilt that is more like falling off a mountain like in the Sylvester Stallone film Cliffhanger, and your attempts to combat it are as futile as the bad guy who triggers an avalanche with automatic weapons fire, and keeps firing even as he is swept off the mountain. He might as well have tried to play chess while mountain climbing (has anyone actually tried to do that?)...
24 days ago
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#150
141. You start an Acount with 1600 and you lose to a 100 elo guy 3 times
24 days ago
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#151
142. You are having a party and drop your iPad on the pizza and get flagged
1 day ago
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#152
143. Your classmate delivered a UFO to your house and broke your computer and exploded your iPad
144. You blunder your queen at the beginning than sit there for the whole 10 minutes hoping they will resign
21 hrs ago
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#154
145. You travel to the planet Uranus to play chess and experience tilt because Uranus is a planet with extreme tilt.
146. You think your slick playing 20 premoves
147. Your trying to calculate with a computer but realize that you have no time left
148. There's a blackout
149. You get caught playing at 2AM.
150. You play the ICBM thinking it works
151. YOU PLAY THE BONGCLOUD
152. You forget that the knight can jump over pieces
136. Your very persistent cat is in the pay of your chess foes and tactically harasses you at inopportune moments...