1000 Funny Reasons you lost a game

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andrew47221

You lose because you're too bored to win(only available to Magnus Carlson)

GDMar10C00l69

You got hit with an intercontinental ballistic missile by an opponent

vladromanko

???.U got gdagadeeed by the Nugget from box of nuggets from KFC
DalinarKholin1948
You die from your mom saying
“ Time for school “ while in a blitz game
Knightmare_6789

Your pawns go on strike

Knightmare_6789

THEY SACRIFICE DA ROOOOOK!!!

Knightmare_6789

You get distracted by the spirit of Schrödingers cat revealing the mystery of quantum mechanics

thu-cute-nhat-the-gioi

They sacrifice the queeeeeen

Terminated800

I was playing a game recently. I was winning, it was a rook and pawn vs knight and pawn endgame. My opponent decided to sneak a queen onto his side of the board, and the match officials decided to allow it, saying that I should’ve seen it earlier. I had no chance from there, he quickly checkmated me

agastya090

You die

Destructimetal

Flying spaghetti monster.

vladromanko
???. A Shelly from brawl stars appears from nowhere and uses her super with hyper and you 💀
Crispysrisp

You sell your opponent drugs mid game and get arrested, loss by time-out

Destructimetal

You dumber than people in my class

SacrifycedStoat
You get possessed by Bill cipher and he smashes your computer
IfoundarockandIateit

637. You stop playing chess.com for 2-3 years after seeing that you are in a losing position and then finally when you return you see that you lost the game due to inactivity

IfoundarockandIateit

Its been 2 years and this thread is still going I mean atleast its reached more than halfway to 1k?