1000 Funny Reasons you lost a game

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SiIence11

89. Somebody threw a piece of dog **** onto ur hand and you freak out and press resign accidentally.

soni10a
90. You are dancing while playing chess because you feel like dancing, while dancing, you are too happy that you are not thinking about your next move after a castle then knight and queen targetting the h2 pawn, you got checkmated. After being checkmated, you stop dancing and shouts: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😔”
SiIence11

91. You are playing 60 min and you spend 50min thinking about making a brilliant move and it turned out to be the worst move that made you lose.

IfoundarockandIateit

93. your internet disconnected and you misclicked at the perfect frame that put you into checkmate

Honchkrowabcd

94. Your opponent was playing the Four Knights opening, causing you to fall asleep instantly out of boredom.

95. You thought the Sicilian Defense would be an easy opening to play

96. You're playing bullet with a trackpad

97. Your opponent spams you with draw offers, causing you to get distracted and hang both your rooks

98. You tried disrespecting someone 500 rating lower than you by playing the Bongcloud, but they were smurfing.

99. Your opponent locates your address and sends a missile towards your house

Honchkrowabcd
BenjaminHongjix wrote:

100. You played Sodium Attack (1. Na3)

wdym that opening is OP

SiIence11

101. You are sitting at a tableband your little brother secretly went under the table and destroyed the CPU.

IfoundarockandIateit

102. you have dementia and forgot your color, causing you to waste the whole game trying to guess which was you.

IfoundarockandIateit

103. you resigned

BloxdCam_AzulYT

shut up

IfoundarockandIateit

are you okay?

BloxdCam_AzulYT

yep

why do they send so many messages???!!!!!

IfoundarockandIateit

cuz 1000 funny reasons we are still on 103 💀

IfoundarockandIateit

897 left

BloxdCam_AzulYT

I don't mind!!!!

IfoundarockandIateit

then why say shut up????? what

IfoundarockandIateit

i is confused

BloxdCam_AzulYT

I don't want 1000 messages

IfoundarockandIateit

then stop following dis?

BloxdCam_AzulYT

which one!!!???