1000 Funny Reasons you lost a game


91. You are playing 60 min and you spend 50min thinking about making a brilliant move and it turned out to be the worst move that made you lose.

94. Your opponent was playing the Four Knights opening, causing you to fall asleep instantly out of boredom.
95. You thought the Sicilian Defense would be an easy opening to play
96. You're playing bullet with a trackpad
97. Your opponent spams you with draw offers, causing you to get distracted and hang both your rooks
98. You tried disrespecting someone 500 rating lower than you by playing the Bongcloud, but they were smurfing.
99. Your opponent locates your address and sends a missile towards your house

101. You are sitting at a tableband your little brother secretly went under the table and destroyed the CPU.
89. Somebody threw a piece of dog **** onto ur hand and you freak out and press resign accidentally.