1000 Funny Reasons you lost a game

180. You're a 100 elo who kept losing.

181. u r Metal Mario and once u press the mouse it is destroyed

182. Your friend, who is 100 elo because he is smurfing, but is actually really good, challenges you to a game during math class, with you not knowing he is actually good at the game. You are surprised that you can't beat him right away, and then the teacher sees the game, tells you to turn it off, AND THEN YOU LOSE ALL YOUR ELO BC YOUR FRIEND IS SMURFING. (You are like 1000 elo and just lost to a 100 elo causing you to become 200 elo)

183. An alien spacecraft abducted you and conducted experiments for 10 minutes. When you got back there was only one second left.

184. you look outside the window and see kids playing in the park there is a little dog there and u get to distracted and run down to the park and pet it but u forgot your chess game by the time u realise your time runs out and you throw a huge tantrum at your computer

185. you're up 15-20 points of material and feel like "eh, whatever. i just play some random move because i can't find mate right now"

186. you lose to checkmate in one the next move, because you don't pay attention to king safety at all times (true story)

187. you retreat your pieces for no reason at all

188. play some pawn move that does nothing when you don't know what to do and just give the advantage back to your opponent

189. capture with the queen instead of the rook in certain situations that would've been mate immediately

190. block in your king with your own pieces

191. mistake the directions the pawns go the opposite way

192. capture every piece when you feel like you have to rub in the win and why wouldn't you do that, right? stalemate immediately after

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192) you forgot you were playing and went to watch a stream

193. your younger brother snatches your device and plays a move that allows your opponent to check mate

194 air jet shootsu

91. You used a water down version of lotion before the round, now everything you touch or do will go in negative ways.

195. The dog ate your laptop

196. You really need to go to the bathroom while playing bullet

197. Some random guy comes to your door and says "FBI open up!"

198. you are at school your teacher catches u playing and confesgates your computer

199. Your boss yells at u and says that computers are not allowed in the office

200. you are 98 and you suddenly feel like dying 2 minuets later you are dead u lost your chess game and you are on a stretcher

Lol

You go on da milk quest with takes ♾️ years. 

You resigned when you playedbthe real