1000 reasons you lost a game

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HonestHufflepuff

You get set on fir

owengarriott
Guys we’re on 305
306: Your Gen Alpha sibling starts mewing and you get distracted stopping him and lose on time

307: Mini Motorways 1.4 comes out and it is chessboard update so you resign to play but you realize it was a daily game
ezpusafire

308. you ragequit after opponent plays e4 Ke2

pmc1015

320. You play against Stockfish but you get banned bc chess.com thinks your a alt

pmc1015

220*

owengarriott
310: Your opponent places a bomb on your seat and when you sit down it blows up
Legendary22551
U are asked what x is when 64681737856 *65%7687{823468x} so u faint.
cooldog19132

311: Emotional Damage

Cosmavia
312: you abandon the game
Cosmavia
313: you accidentally log out and you can’t remember your password
BigChessplayer665
songdamei wrote:
313: you accidentally log out and you can’t remember your password

That happened to me before ! Minus forgetting the password

159:you type in chat and by accident it automatically aborted

Bobison123

212. you play bullet.....on a phone

213. you try to impress your girlfriend with queen sack checkmate but she hates losing and eats you

214. your future self calls you and tells u to resign overwise ur opponent will kill u

mateuszwieru

216. You are a failure

andyetanotherthing
I calculate they have Mate in one, and i proceed to blunder so they can have it…. And win even though I have a solid advantage….
owengarriott
321:You play bullet thinking it was rapid and you lose on time
Joessmoess
owengarriott wrote:
321:You play bullet thinking it was rapid and you lose on time

This guy is doing math in another dimension with 321...

pmc1015

234. God said no

mai

265: you lost because you dropped your phone

fred1259

322. You get eaten by a bull

CheesePizzaisgood
You are a general and there are invaders in you country you have to go kick them out and lose on time 323