1000 reasons you lost a game

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why, what did she ever do to you?

365: you showed up to a chess tournament on 7/1/24... the flyer said 7/1/23

Looks like a scam.

366: you suck

yes 366: skill issue

367: Your game glitched and the mouse won't drag the pieces.

You got hit with the intercontinental ballistic missile in real life

369: You have 0 elo

370: You have more ELO that IQ

a tornado hit you house and you were carried away never seen again...

371

You are trash

373: Your computer lags so bad you throw a rock through the screen and even though it still works, you can't see the board. (p.s. this is based off my friend. His computer lagged so bad he threw a rock into it but ot still works. ONLY PROBLEM, THERE IS A HOLE IN IT.)

374 You are from caveman times and you use a club to destroy your computer.375 You are playing on a railroad and you get run over.376 You are not allowed to play chess for a week and you just got caught red-handed by your dad.377 You run downstairs because one of your friends have arrived.378 A lit nuke appears behind you and blows up.379 You are secretly watching videos and you forget about the chess game.380 Elon Musk shows up and gives you a free telsa.
381 A fairy has cursed you to lose every game you play.
382 A wrecking ball comes through your room.
383 Your brother puts you in a headlock until your game runs out of time.

OOPS

384. You have been playing chess for hours and your computer overheats and exploded in your face.

you hade emotional damage

385. You try to lose