1000 reasons you lost a game

54 u need to go to the potty

56. You're playing against the "true" Mittens or Stockfish itself in a rated game.

57. You're playing against a cheater that does so every single move.

59. you play the Swiss gambit

60. Your siblings exploded something

61. You somehow glitch yourself out of the game (this has happened to me multiple times. Don't know how I do it.)

62. Your internet is bad and you lag the entire time until eventually, your time runs out.

63. You start daydreaming because your opponent is taking so long and lose on time.

Hey, that’s reason #47! Reason #63 is now reason #62.

Real reason #63. You get very interested in reading your book about hypothetical scenarios and lose on time.
Reason #64. You get very interested in reading your book about something other than hypothetical scenarios and lose on time.

Reason #65. You get hungry and start eating people. The police throws you into a prison without your computer. You loses on time.

*lose, bot loses.

*not

Reason #67. You read 1000 reasons that you could have lost a game and you lose on time

70. You don't do ur chores and ur dad throws your phone out the window (this happened to me 1 time)

Reason #71. Someone throws positrons at you so that you explode. You lose on time.

Reason #72. Your clock starts ticking 3000 times faster than normal.

reason 73 because you didn;t wanna and u wanted ti stall the game

76. here is the reason exactly as 74 (classic link): 
Click here for the 1000000000000000000-year-old meme.

R77: Logged off and didn't remember the password.