1000 reasons you lost a game

1112. Lost to a jump spell by playing spell chess

( Usually happens when a piece jumps over another and lands on your king. )

1113. You saw that this is page 69 and died of cringe

1114 you sang Steve’s lava chicken in 30 sec game

1115. I ate Steve’s lava chicken… then proceeded to SACRIFICE THE ROOOKKKK

You were against GothamChess sacking... DA RUUUUUUUUUUUUUKHHHHHHH

1116.You ate a lava chicken and run at random places leaving fire where you pass.

sun explodes  

Your mom takes your phone away 100 times and you lose hundred elo This has happened to me fr

Every time you are playing bullet, your internet goes out when your opponent has under 10 seconds

You throw a game for a forum challenge

1056 you shat on the keyboard