1000 reasons you lost a game

because i am me

123. Because the opponent was singing this song and so you blundered out of anger.

[@ 123. (Because he didn't resign when you had a +6 position for you.).].

#139

Ya got me!

I listened to the whole thing in the background. I love that song.

second one is realtable

125. You pee yourself, but you aren't Magnus

126. A bird poos on the board so you can’t see anything. You blunder.

131. i tried to pick my bunny up so he scratched me and i started bleeding really badly so i had to go to the hospital and therefore lost on time

132: I went to IKEA to eat some meatballs. When I returned, I found out that i lost on time.

133: My opponent hired Magnus Carlsen to beat me

134. Ur computer had a heart attact,and therefore u have to sacrifice a game to rescue ur pc

135. Magnus Carlsen hired my opponent to beat me

136. I promoted a white pawn to a black queen

137. I forgot which side I was on and moved black's queen to checkmate myself

138. Someone put a bomb behind your Pc

You listen to skibidi toilet

139. The devs changed the scoring system so 800 players are like 1500 half a year ago

139. My chair had 2 flies in it