1000 reasons you lost on time
Sort:
Oct 26, 2021
0
#1062
The Weevils in your ceiling ate through the ceiling causing your dads 1967 Exclusive Bowling Ball to fall though and hit your shelf, which then preceded to knock your Darth Vader Figurine onto your foot, which caused you to jump up and hit your head on your fathers second exclusive bowling ball, which has just started falling from the ceiling that was eaten by the Weevils, this knocks you out for 2 minutes and 37 seconds while you have 2 minutes and 36.9 seconds left on the clock.
Nov 12, 2021
0
#1064
1070.You were watching youtube while playing chess and there is an ad which is 5 minutes long so you skip it and slip and make it unskipable and then you finish watching it but you only have 4:59 and you lose.
1071. Your opponent plays the Bongcloud and you laugh so much that you time out
e4 e5 Qh5 and you time out while writing a angry letter to them
You want to see if you can get below 100 rating points in bullet
Nov 13, 2021
0
#1068
1074. you multitask
1075. you get out premoved
1076. you sacrifice your queen but by the time you recalculate your queen sac, you lose on time
49: You are playing bullet, you have 0:02 on the clock and the opponent makes an unpredictable check...
1077: You displease pennywise so it turns all your pieces into pawns, you're too confused to keep playing so you abandon the game while still online
1078: You wake up realizing that you fell asleep playing the four knights.
1079: You get hacked and the hacker steals all your pieces.
1080: You get hacked and the hacker makes your computer crash.
1081: In the middle of a game you said checkers is better than chess so the chess police put you in chess jail and take your computer, when they see how bad you were playing they tossed your computer/phone/whatever into the incinerator.
1082: You used too much oil when cooking so the US army invades your house and takes all your oil, you are crying when you remember you started a game of classical before you started cooking. You go back to see that you have 1 second left but that 1 second is up by the time you make it to your computer. Since you were playing against someone with a negative rating, you become the second lowest rated player on chess.com, behind the person you were playing against.
1083: You are playing so badly that you displease Ju-on so he kills you in the middle of your game.
Is that how your opponent lost on time?
1085: You forgot to cook breakfast and leave your computer for a while.
Nov 16, 2021
0
#1077
1086: u became a dad, and went away to bring some milk and never returned back.
1087: u saw mate in 34
1088: ur crush replied to you
hehe
#1104: you go on vacation and forget you had a game so you rush home and realize that you lost
1089: You said tic tac toe is better than chess so the chess government sends an assassin to snipe you in the middle of your game.
You play 5 second chess