5.Your Opponent resigned when he had a winning position with 7 queens.
I Said Stop.

6. your opponent was sneaking a blitz game at 2 AM but his mother found him and threw his computer out of the window

He resign and start watching season 1 of TBBT on repeat and doing the chicken Dance while having a pie

14: You blunder your queen and your opponent uses up all of his time trying to figure out which gambit you are playing.

14: You blunder your queen and your opponent uses up all of his time trying to figure out which gambit you are playing.
DA BOTEZ GAMBIT!!!!!!!!

6. your opponent was sneaking a blitz game at 2 AM but his mother found him and threw his computer out of the window
lol good one
you never know what happened when you win by abandonment
Must really want to know who I REALLY am, huh?