117. It's been a few weeks since your wife said "You play too much chess" ;-)
1000 Signs you play chess too LITTLE!
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118. You take a draw when you are winning by allot.
Jul 20, 2012
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#84
119. The 2nd game u won was by after the moves (as White) e4 e5 Qh5, u convinced your opponent to touch their king, and play Ke7 Qxe5#
120. You offer draws when there is a checkmate waiting to happen
Jul 20, 2012
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#86
121. You resign after you won
122. Your opponent forfeits after learning he is playing against you
123. You lose every game you play because of blundering your pieces away.
Jul 20, 2012
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124.You think you can beat a GM:you want to play against Zugzwang or even Fide.
125.You always want to play with Black to copy your opponent's moves.
YOU THINK THAT YOUR ROOK MOVES IN L SHAPE
127. You end up in the hospital because you took the term, "Eat his piece!" literally.
129. You don't play anymore because you got mad after you blundered all your pieces.
130. You blunder your pieces because you son't want to play
132. You ask "where does this piece move again"?
134.You aplly the chekers rules on a chess game
135. Thinking there is a way out of checkmate.
136. You play magnetic chess in a box after taking the phrase "loose pieces drop off" too literally.
137. You don't think of Napoleon as primarily a chess player.
139. You think the queen only move on white cases in nowadays normal chess (ie, not in a variant.)
116. You try to convince your opponent that you can skip your turn.
A friend actually tried to do this to me, once.