1000 Signs you play chess too LITTLE!

jtt96

116. You try to convince your opponent that you can skip your turn.

jtt96
jtt96 wrote:

116. You try to convince your opponent that you can skip your turn.

A friend actually tried to do this to me, once.

gregkurrell

117. It's been a few weeks since your wife said  "You play too much chess" ;-)

Argonaut13

118. You take a draw when you are winning by allot.

atarw

119. The 2nd game u won was by after the moves (as White) e4 e5 Qh5, u convinced your opponent to touch their king, and play Ke7 Qxe5#

chessgm8

120. You offer draws when there is a checkmate waiting to happen

atarw

121. You resign after you won

122. Your opponent forfeits after learning he is playing against you

jtt96

123. You lose every game you play because of blundering your pieces away.

xyzed

124.You think you can beat a GM:you want to play against Zugzwang or even Fide.
125.You always want to play with Black to copy your opponent's moves.

PLAVIN81

YOU THINK THAT YOUR ROOK MOVES IN L SHAPE

LegoPirate

127. You end up in the hospital because you took the term, "Eat his piece!" literally.

1RedKnight99

129. You don't play anymore because you got mad after you blundered all your pieces.

130. You blunder your pieces because you son't want to play

atarw

131. You think black should go 1st

Argonaut13

 132. You ask "where does this piece move again"?

xyzed

133. You think that the Caro-Kann(B10)is a reference to the Da Vinci code.

Aletool

134.You aplly the chekers rules on a chess game

yourChess

135. Thinking there is a way out of checkmate.

metacrash

136. You play magnetic chess in a box after taking the phrase "loose pieces drop off" too literally.

fabelhaft

137. You don't think of Napoleon as primarily a chess player.

Kruptnick

139. You think the queen only move on white cases in nowadays normal chess (ie, not in a variant.)