raymondpotato wrote:
64. When trying to explain how the queen moves, you say she can go "anywhere" instead of "in any direction"
61.think a rook can move sideways
1000 signs you suck at chess
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65. When you play Colle System
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66. when you fail to recognize the Bird as our generation's pre-eminent saxophone player
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67. when in response to Bird's opening (1. f4) you play the notoriously double edged From's gambit (1...e4) without significant study. You idiot!
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ginzbirdman wrote:
67. when in response to Bird's opening (1. f4) you play the notoriously double edged From's gambit (1...e4) without significant study. You idiot!
68. Related: you don't even know what real opening study even is. I am not asking you to know every variation if you want to experiment a new opening, but at least have a general idea of the "plans" for each side - not just memorizing the first few opening moves.
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69. when you think you need to discontinue your MAOIs before initiating the fried liver attack along with your Chianti and fava beans.
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ginzbirdman wrote:
69. when you think you need to discontinue your MAOIs before initiating the fried liver attack along with your Chianti and fava beans.
Hello Dr. Lecter.
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70. when your opponent gives you scholar's mate and you think it's cause you studied.
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71. When you're opponent gives you fool's mate and you think it's because he is a fool.
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#73
72. you think in order to win you have to literally capture the opponents king.
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72revised. You think that in order to win you have to literally capture your opponents king in classical chess.
73. You try to move the queen like a knight in your 106th game.
73 You think the queen is a king and vise versa
true story
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74. you think you are the best player in the world because you beat a chess.com player whose username is Iamworldchamp.
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75. When you get a pawn to the eighth rank and announce "King Me"
63. You flex about being 1300 for no reason. If you feel accomplished, that's fine, but don't brag about it to 1900s