1000 signs you're not a very good chess player

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significantpeanut
bjosxj wrote:
9860: You accidentally hit the lowest possible rating (100)

9877 you accidentally hit the lowest possible rating(-999999999999999)

Hikaru_fan_chessss

He said 1000 reasons not ten thousand reasons

Hikaru_fan_chessss
The_Gavinator a écrit :

22. You troll the Parham on chess.com.

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE UTILIZING THAT PHOTO PROFILE BUT NOW EVERYONE IS USING IT

Asan-5

9878. When you lose you are offering a draw until your time ends

MaxtonJHo
Hikaru_fan_chessss wrote:
The_Gavinator a écrit :

22. You troll the Parham on chess.com.

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE UTILIZING THAT PHOTO PROFILE BUT NOW EVERYONE IS USING IT

"NOW"??

I think he wrote that a decade ago

MaxtonJHo

9878: The only time you won was because you walked away in a losing position, your opponent thought you abandoned it and went away too, and you went back, played one move, and beat your opponent on time

Stay_loose_play_7deuce
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9878: The only time you won was because you walked away in a losing position, your opponent thought you abandoned it and went away too, and you went back, played one move, and beat your opponent on time

why is this smart though

Jayden3000
significantpeanut wrote:
Jayden3000 wrote:

*Lose

no loose

Loose means something’s insecure or wobbly

kadinisatryhard

9879: You keep doing blunders that make you lose

Rayfamily

idk

bjosxj
9880: You’ve gotten Fool’s Mated more times than the number of people on Earth
Jayden3000

*8billion

BearWithFists
9881: you say the line “I know how to play chess but I’m not very good at it” CHESS IS A SKILL so no duh your not good because you haven’t tried. 🤯
significantpeanut
Jayden3000 wrote:
significantpeanut wrote:
Jayden3000 wrote:

*Lose

no loose

Loose means something’s insecure or wobbly

NO ONE CARES ITS LOOSE(my writing btw)

SAOCM

Another thing: You (lose) against worst fish, by accident.

KieferSmith

You end up in this position

WilliamXuan

9884

Jayden3000

No one resists a en passant

Jayden3000
significantpeanut wrote:
Jayden3000 wrote:
significantpeanut wrote:
Jayden3000 wrote:

*Lose

no loose

Loose means something’s insecure or wobbly

NO ONE CARES ITS LOOSE(my writing btw)

Ok what ever u say

Destructimetal

You white