1000 signs you're not a very good chess player

lol

I didn't even need these signs. I already know.

Wdym

??

I'm saying that I already know that I'm a bad chess player. It's a self roast

yeah... I sometimes recognise myself in these, too XD

Me too

9924 you are white

9926: You think Martin is a grandmaster

Two knights + king is draw

Two knights + king and pawn is win

because the pawn helps avoid stalemate

9928. You play bullet because you enjoy it

9929: you don't do multiple reasons at once

9930: you think site feedback is better than okaying chess

9931 you think that when there are only pawns and kings on the board, its a draw

9932 you have 48394729973 daily games simultaneously

9933 you tilt 500000000000000000000000000 elo points every time you play a blitz game cause you aways think you will win the next one

9934 your family has a party and you invite everyone you know because you get to 200 elo in chess

rapid

9935 u play the lefong trap