1000 signs you're not a very good chess player

9954. you castle with a knight

9955. you castle with another king to king

9956: You try to en passant the queen

9958: you do that but in OTB

9959: You shake hands, but you psyche and wipe your hair

9960: You are below 1000

9961: Below 900?

9962: Below 800?

9963: Below 700?

9964: 600?

9965: 500??

9966: 400????

9967: 300????

9968: 200??????

9969: 100???????

9970: 2 digits????????????

9971: 1 digit????????????????

9972: Ground Zero????? *AHEM*

9973: BELOW ZERO????????

9974: You take days to think of reasons

9975: You try to say "Touch Square"

9976: You say 6-7 in a game

9977: You try to get the bite of 87 in a game

9978: You try to physically beat your opponent

9979: You fail

9980: You get kicked out of the tournament

9981: *tournaments

9982: You don't have a USCF membership

9983: Or FIDE membership

9984: You try being sexist because they are better than you

9985: While being a 100 to WGMs...

soon

9986: You downvote people for no reason

9987: You yap in a forum "shadowban < 500 elo people"

9988: You make petitions

9989: A lot of petitions

9990: People call you trolls

9991: You have been muted

9992: You have been banned

9993: You create alts

9994: Zunayed level alts

9995: Those get banned too

9996: You get IP banned

9997: You get Hardware banned, because of how bad you are

9998: Your password is 1234

9999: You have been hacked once before...

10000: You forget what the word bad means

I DID IT!!

Bro 10000 reasons before 10000 comments lol

OP CHANGE THE TITLE TO 10000 SIGNS YOU'RE NOT A VERY GOOD CHESS PLAYER.

If you don't play much and don't study much, you're most likely a weak chess player

10001. you hate the dark mode

10002 u go and say"can i quit the game?

10003 ur opponent says yes and u say"then quit"

umzk

You promote to a pawn.

10005 you cheat at chess