112. You didn't read the chess book because it has "too many pages".
113. You flip a coin to see "which color moves first".
114. You play an opening because it makes the board look kewl.
115. When you see GM before a players name, you assume he is a sponsored player.
you know playing a move because it looks good, i think there is something in it that isnt so patzer like. i think there in lies a deep chess secret that could lead to real strenght. At least in my crazy opinion.
maybe humans cant calulate like computer but seeing the harmony and visual appearance might make us some time master the game
92. You play 21 moves of theory in the sicilian dragon, and then you miss a mate-in-one because you are out of theory.
93. You go angry home and learn more theory
116. When you see an en passant, you just HAVE to do it because it's "cool". Even if it's a blunder. :)
117. You think your nephew beat Houdini
118. You feel you are an awsome player beating another player with fool's mate.
41.Your friend comes up with these rules
Hmm yeah.
119. When you can't remember whether the king starts on d1 or e1 as black
126 - You think the knight is not a powerful piece!
127. You are proud of yourself for getting a total of 111 rating points in your very first tournament and think that's a lot
128. You shout, "TOUCHDOWN!" when your pawn reaches the eighth rank as black (wrong side!).
129. You tell everyone that you were in a simul against some grandmaster at your school but he was actually an 1800
130. You notate yourself a full point when you stalemate your opponent on the scoresheet
131. You are emotionally attached to your pieces
132. You play the Latvian Gambit
133. You watch GJ Chess and think it's genius, proceeding to memorize every move in every video
134. You move your opponent's pieces
135. You end up 100 points less than you were last year
136. You think material always wins the game
137. Your strangely intelligent younger toddler sibling plays chess better than you do
138. You offer repetitive draws
139. You are a king pawn player and the moves recorded in your last game start as 1 d5 d4 because the board is set up wrong.
139. you get surprised when you realise the knight can jump over other pieces
140. you get angry when you stalemate your opponent, then shout "I won, because I captured more pieces than you!"
141. you teach chess your grandma, to have someone to play, but soon she always beat you
139. You think the Scholar's mate is brilliant
140. You're playing chess with your friend, he leaves to get a soda, and your dog jumps on the table, pushes a random piece with his paw, and checkmates you
141. You don't know how many squares or pieces are on the board
142. You define chess as a game of luck
143. If you can't beat ME
144. You take your own piece
145. You flip the bird when your opponent beats you
146. You forget you're not playing give-away chess or 3-check
147. You chew on your pieces
148. You run away with your king and go, "You'll never take me alive!"
149. You put your knight on the eighth rank as white and try to promote it
150. Your starting move is 1.e5
151. You underestimate younger players
152. You don't know who is the current world champion
The second sometimes happen to me lol