160. You play 1.f3 2.Kf2 to surprise your opponent and get him «out of book»
1000 signs you're not a very good chess player
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160. You promote and choose a pawn
161. You lernt from your previous mistake, then the next time you promote you choose a king
162. You play 1.h4... 2.Rh3.
163. You played White.
164. Not knowing the 2 rook checkmate.
165. Don't know how to move a queen.
166. Moving your knights to the edge to develop.
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Walber101 wrote:
166. Moving your knights to the edge to develop.
Game from yesterday........although I'm sure MVL didnt place the knight on the rim to "develop"
167. You lost all your games
168. You handled quadripled pawns 100 times.
0. you keep continue this list while y don't u perfect your own game
169. You admonish your opponent for not rocking his horsey in a giddy-up fashion when he moves it.
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hisokaxhunter wrote:
0. you keep continue this list while y don't u perfect your own game
good point ...... so why did you post? 
DamonevicSmithlov wrote:
You'd like to write a book titled My 60 Memorable Games but only 2 of them are wins.
That would be 169
170. You write the book my 60 worse defeats, and you have played 60 games in your life.
it takes you to 1 day to realize that you can checkmate in 1 move
you think the goal of chess is to capture the king.
174. You take pawns instead of checkmate.
157. You think Stockfish is an idiot