1000 things a dumb chess player would do

think they’re playing king of the hill and march their king in the center

268. Thinks he is Magnus Carlsen.

watches dream for chess tutorials

Sandbag

Resigns at the exact start of the game for some reason.

I wonder why...

269. plays scholars mate every game

thats what i do

270. when your classmate just started chess and beated you

272: Moves into check

273. plays chess with no rules

274. battery gets low and you dont get charger, but you were winning.

275. ignores a mate in 1

276. sacrifices pieces

Eat pizza and completely forget about the game lol

277. ∆ I

iv done that ngl

spend time reading these forums instead of playing

279. The player thinks that they are playing backgammon, when they really aren't.

280. try to move their opponent's pieces