550. Na3, Nh3, Na6 and/or Nh6 when developing the knight off the starter square
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551: Plays Carr Defense over St. George's Defense. (Neither are good, but St. George's Defense is better.)
Jun 23, 2023
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#504
liev_frieordie wrote:
BombCraft wrote:
547. opens 1. g3 or 1. b3
549: Be 600 Elo whilst commenting on others opening choices
542. skips ten numbers
543. calls a 700 elo a 600 elo, bishops are supposed to be in the center, like c4, d3, e3, f4, etf
Jun 23, 2023
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#505
In the center is controlling the center. Like dude bishop on c4 controls d5 and threatens scholars mate, theres a reason the bishop is on f4 for example in the london
Jun 23, 2023
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#506
you joined thirteen days ago [Post edited;Abusive language; DS] . and besides. 544. having diamond and not game reviewing everything
liev_frieordie wrote:
BombCraft wrote:
liev_frieordie wrote:
BombCraft wrote:
547. opens 1. g3 or 1. b3
549: Be 600 Elo whilst commenting on others opening choices
542. skips ten numbers
543. calls a 700 elo a 600 elo, bishops are supposed to be in the center, like c4, d3, e3, f4, etf
Wrong. Bishops should control the center. Moves such as g3 and b3 allow the bishops to be fianchettoed to the longest diagonal, thereby controlling the center.
No ur wrong. The center squares are controlled by the d and e pawn. E4, D4, E5, and D5 are the center squares that pawns control. The outer center squares are what bishops and knights are supposed to control. F3, C3, C6 and F6 is for knights. Bishops should control the the 4 and 5 file. For example, BC4, BC5, BF4 and BF5. Thus, thoroughly developing the pieces.
liev_frieordie wrote:
Why f4? Why not d3? Why not d2? Where to put the bishop is highly situational. Nothing wrong with fianchettoing your bishops. One may argue that it loses a tempo with the extra pawn move, but you also place the bishop on the longest diagonal. If it’s so bad, played by patzers only, then tell me why most Grandmasters have utilized the fianchetto in their opening repertoire.
BECAUSE YOU CAN’T DO D3 OR D2 WHEN DEVELOPING BISHOP FROM STARTER SQUARE BECAUSE MOST OF THE TIME IT IS BLOCKED BY THE D2 PAWN YOU STUPID
547. Doesn’t look at what pieces are on what square and just obnoxiously does anything they want
liev_frieordie wrote:
moaq19762012 wrote:
liev_frieordie wrote:
BombCraft wrote:
liev_frieordie wrote:
BombCraft wrote:
547. opens 1. g3 or 1. b3
549: Be 600 Elo whilst commenting on others opening choices
542. skips ten numbers
543. calls a 700 elo a 600 elo, bishops are supposed to be in the center, like c4, d3, e3, f4, etf
Wrong. Bishops should control the center. Moves such as g3 and b3 allow the bishops to be fianchettoed to the longest diagonal, thereby controlling the center.
No ur wrong. The center squares are controlled by the d and e pawn. E4, D4, E5, and D5 are the center squares that pawns control. The outer center squares are what bishops and knights are supposed to control. F3, C3, C6 and F6 is for knights. Bishops should control the the 4 and 5 file. For example, BC4, BC5, BF4 and BF5. Thus, thoroughly developing the pieces.
You place the bishops on the “outer center squares” where they control the center squares
Thats what I mean
liev_frieordie wrote:
moaq19762012 wrote:
547. Doesn’t look at what pieces are on what square and just obnoxiously does anything they want
Maybe that’s why I’m 1300 Elo points higher than you?
1300 elo in what?
Jun 24, 2023
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#514
Honestly, i might try spicing it up and seeing if i win or lose a lot when i open 1. b3 instead of 1. d4, 1. e4, or 1. Nf3 (not g3 because id rather that bishop be on c4/d3 for some weird kingside attack that fails because im not good at attacking at 700 level (im 600 bullet but 700 rapid and blitz)
liev_frieordie wrote:
moaq19762012 wrote:
liev_frieordie wrote:
Why f4? Why not d3? Why not d2? Where to put the bishop is highly situational. Nothing wrong with fianchettoing your bishops. One may argue that it loses a tempo with the extra pawn move, but you also place the bishop on the longest diagonal. If it’s so bad, played by patzers only, then tell me why most Grandmasters have utilized the fianchetto in their opening repertoire.
BECAUSE YOU CAN’T DO D3 OR D2 WHEN DEVELOPING BISHOP FROM STARTER SQUARE BECAUSE MOST OF THE TIME IT IS BLOCKED BY THE D2 PAWN YOU STUPID
Using your logic you cannot develop the bishop to any square because it will always be blocked by a pawn. I’m tired of random 600 Elo patzers making ridiculous claims in all caps
You just brag to everyone how much elo you have
Gets the queen immediately out of the board
Jun 24, 2023
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#518
Fianchettoing the queens bishop is okay (unless youre a london player), but fianchettoing the kings bishop is not because THAT BELONGS ON C4 OR D3. I like setting up crappy kingside attacks! That works with bishops on b2 and c4!
liev_frieordie wrote:
moaq19762012 wrote:
liev_frieordie wrote:
moaq19762012 wrote:
547. Doesn’t look at what pieces are on what square and just obnoxiously does anything they want
Maybe that’s why I’m 1300 Elo points higher than you?
1300 elo in what?
Go look at my profile. I’m done trying to logic with *100 Elo patzers.
And I’m done trying to logic with 1300 elo braggers.
yall skipped a whole ten but ok
548. lets black go first