1000 things a dumb chess player would do

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Be a NM with 1511 blitz elo

Huh?

Fools Mate! Only a moron chess player allows this checkmate. Question- Does a dumb chess player know how to setup a Fools Mate and follows through?

Does that include a Queen sacrifice that wins the game?

what number are we on?

#I don't even know: Fork a queen and a knight with a knight

probs 1488

lucky guess

grandmaster underestimating 200 elo and the grandmaster is 555-ing and 200 elo won.

Blunders their queen for no reason

Forgets about checkmate and tries to capture everything.

Resigns in a winning position.

S***t past the toilets

a dumb chess player always think in atack

seeing checkmate but instead blundering their queen on purpose

seeing mate in 52 but instead resigns because he's blind