1000 things a dumb chess player would do

a dumb chess player always think in atack

seeing checkmate but instead blundering their queen on purpose

seeing mate in 52 but instead resigns because he's blind

people who resign when less material gotta be dumb asf bro

never back down, never give up chat :fire:

play chess on lichess

a dumb chess player always wants to do a checkmate quickly

Poops his pants.
Rage quits when he loses.
Wants to win always.
Doesn't know how to play.
Plays not too good.
Does terrible mistakes.
Cheats sometimes.
Lies.

a dumb chess player never simplify

You have the advantage but your opponent always checks to draw and you don't want to lose so you always find a way to stop your opponent from checking but make a silly mistake that makes you lose.

bump

Abort a game because he doesn't want to play the black pieces

loses

They say your cheating after you use en passabt

En passant

When they do the move Kxe1#

When they confuse the queen and king roles