1000 things a dumb chess player would do

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151- Kills his opponent for real at the start of the game and says, "checkmate"

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ashwath09 wrote:

151- Kills his opponent for real at the start of the game and says, "checkmate"

No offense, but that's CREEPY not DUMB.

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152.falls asleep during game cuz he practiced too much last night

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153.

Says 'no offense' and then says something offensive

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Ask a Scandinavian player for his name who wears GOAT on his T-shirt.

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Six_Pack_Of_Flabs wrote:

153.

Says 'no offense' and then says something offensive

 

EH! YO!

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154. Tries to make opponent resign by staring at him intimidatingly and forgets to move.

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155. Doesn't listen to "Shia LaBeouf" while playing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI

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156 (continued): Seriously plays any of the following: Bongcloud gambit, englund gambit, bird's opening, barnes opening, damiano defense, wayward queen attack, etc etc

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157 englund gambit

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Bobery1 wrote:

157 englund gambit

158 shrek

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159: Stalemating in a winning position 

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deadmemer1 wrote:
Bobery1 wrote:

157 englund gambit

158 shrek

162 your mother all night

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162: hes from Ohio

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163. Gives a check but claims that it's a checkmate.

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165. Understanding that they allowed checkmate after making a random move.

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168. Doesn't want to memorize openings.

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everyone stop playing luk.ai so he doesn't beat agent chess

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170. Sacrificing the queen for a rook.

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171. setting up the king on d1 instead of e1 over the board