1000 things a dumb chess player would do

151- Kills his opponent for real at the start of the game and says, "checkmate"

No offense, but that's CREEPY not DUMB.

152.falls asleep during game cuz he practiced too much last night

153.

Says 'no offense' and then says something offensive

Ask a Scandinavian player for his name who wears GOAT on his T-shirt.

EH! YO!

154. Tries to make opponent resign by staring at him intimidatingly and forgets to move.

155. Doesn't listen to "Shia LaBeouf" while playing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI

156 (continued): Seriously plays any of the following: Bongcloud gambit, englund gambit, bird's opening, barnes opening, damiano defense, wayward queen attack, etc etc

157 englund gambit

158 shrek

159: Stalemating in a winning position 

162 your mother all night

162: hes from Ohio

163. Gives a check but claims that it's a checkmate.

165. Understanding that they allowed checkmate after making a random move.

168. Doesn't want to memorize openings.

everyone stop playing luk.ai so he doesn't beat agent chess

170. Sacrificing the queen for a rook.

171. setting up the king on d1 instead of e1 over the board