1001-2000 worst things to do while playing chess

1042. Singing the Carpenters' "We've Only Just Begun" to celebrate the start of the 1001-2000 worst things to do while playing chess thread.

kleelof wrote:

 

That your hearing aid? What? Huh? What? Did somebody say something?

1043. Going backwards from the worster to the worst, when there's clearly not room for improvement.  Back to the Future Part Deux.

Let's have a serious discussion about Worcestershire sauce, guys.

1044. Playing a serious bug at your house tournament.

1045. Being bitten by a friend or a Count who says, "post while I count how many times I bite you."

1046. Playing chess like Bill Cosby when you are an albino.  Bill Cosby would probably rather play chest than chess, though.

1047. Saying "Dude 1047! Dude 1047!" loudly during the chess match when your opponent thinks you are saying "Dude negative! Dude negative!"

1048. re 1022. Going to a mattress store with your opponent and when the manager is not around, lying on the most expensive mattress while playing a long game of chess on it.  Then leaving the store once the game is over. Something you might see in the movie, Jackass. Actually, that would probably at least give the employees something to do on a slow day (they could watch the game)...

1049. Have T-rex run this site.

1050. Have T-rex sit on this site.

Tatiana?

1051.  Realise the T-Rexes are actually Ankylosaurs! 

Not too far-fetched, and both the gorillas and the dinosaurs possessed well developed sagittal crests for aid in their ferocious biting and chewing.

Dude!

1041a. usually
1041b. often
1041c. frequently
1041d. while eating blintzes in the bathroom 

1052. Finding a bottle of Worcestershire sauce in front of the stegosaurus in the fridge.

hsong1 wrote (at the end of 1000 Worst Things To Do
While Playing Chess):

U CANT GO OVER 1000 dumbos!!!

But: T-Rex can go over 1,000 dumbos just like that...

1053. Doing nothing, such as                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             

Thank you for reading  the spaces.

1054. Pogo sticking over the chess board in a Darth Vader costume while singing Neil Diamond backwords and deep frying chicken nuggets while attempting to do yoga on the Pogo stick.

PIECE OF CAKE.