2838. Not sleeping at queen.
2839. Not awake at queen.
2826-4000 Worst Things To Do While Playing Chess
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ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
2838. Not sleeping at queen.
2839. Not awake at queen.
ChessPlayinDude47, even now, still likes this.
Katy Perry pokes fun at T-Rex and how he eats his ankylosaurus sandwich... lol...
Way to go, Katy!
3333. Don't skip sequences
2840. Not sleeping at king.
2841. Not awake at king.
4444. HEY, PEEPHOLE, YOU HEARD THE BISHOP_e3, DON'T SKIP SEANCES!
2842. Not sleeping at pawn.
2843. Not awake at pawn!
3424/3244.
"Hello? Katy Perry? Zer is hairy gorilla loose in zee tournament hall. Would you please tend to it?"
"Zer is hairy gorilla loose in zee tournament hall?! Would I tend to it?!
This had better not be Muammar calling me again!"
"Yes, Katy, zis Muammar calling - you have hairy gorilla loose in tournament hall."
"Muammar, you hang this banana up right now before you hurt my peelings and I'll go grab the hairy gorilla, deal?"
"The gorilla's in the bag, Muammar! Disaster averted!"
(hangs up...)
"These silly boys!"
twighead wrote:
Hey buddy, how's it going?
I know, I know you're probably wondering what happened to your dog.
It's alright!
We love toasters don't we?
It's a wonderful place to go.
We love dogs don't we?
They're so chewie!
I mean, your dogs named Chewie right?
I'm sure you'll see him again
We just took him to play outside a bit
By the toaster!
I didn't notice where he went.
Hey you want some toasted ribs lil one it'll make you feel better?
Whats this, hair on my ribs?
Disgusting!
Take your MONGREL back FOOLISH CHILD
Let's have a toast and celebrate; hoagie rolls and beer for all!
3425/3245. You not dripping 16 tablespoons of sweat on chess board every 16 minutes in the game? You not trying hard enough to win!!! Sweat more buddy; hey body, sweat more, I said. Hey body? Sweat more. Sweat more.
Sweat more. Sweat more. Sweat more. Sweat more. More sweat. More of the sweat. Do it. Now. Sweat on the chessboard. I need 16 tablespoons from you. You not trying to win?! Hey body, take paper towels to chess tournament.
"1. f3, arbiter; yes, adjourn; yes, please bring me 47 washcloths, a pepto bismol, and, yes, arbiter, another ghost pepper burrito; and oh - gracias!"
3426/3246. Following up your presentation of the knight's tour with the black widow spider's tour, but when the black widow doesn't move to the correct coordinates, jolting it with an electric cattle prod, then giving up temporarily while you ask the arbiter to play some soothing background music while you figure out what the problem is; meanwhile square-dancing ensues in the tournament hall while the stuffy audience finds your mannerisms too staid to be messing with a black widow spider before the grand games commence.
...square dancing ensues in the tournament hall because the black widow didn't cooperate...
ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
4444. HEY, PEEPHOLE, YOU HEARD THE BISHOP_e3, DON'T SKIP SEANCES!
Seances??! I can say "ances".
"Ances."
You see? I said, "ances."
ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
twighead wrote:
ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
3420. Romancing a mummy during the chess game: for it is sad not to love, but it is much sadder to lose your chess game because you were romancing a mummy.
Hot diggity dog mommy 420 fringer bang cake give me a cracker and i'll wipe it ALL OVER.
See, peephole, this is what I love about twighead - it's these flashes of brilliance combined with stunning accuracy - and the ability to go 0-60 MPH in around 8.3 seconds - and that's in the rain... without a skateboard helmet...
So pick up your copy of Road and Track magazine - it's still early in July. Hurry, before the hairy gorillas buy all the copies and they're all sold out.
Fifth gear - 130 miles per hour; kids don't try this in your living room, room, room! Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroom!
Amazing acceleryation!
Gimme a brake...
1966 Maserati Quattroporte
rychessmaster1 wrote:
ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
2831. Saying, "WTF?" too much whenever CPD47 posts.
You're insulting yourself yaknow
I only come to this forum site every now and then to check my hairdo, and it's looking fine, so relax.
3427/3247. Having troubles turning the page, so that whenever you come to this thread you only read page 1 of it, and read it so many times you now have it memorized "worst things numbers" 2826-2839. Then you feel the need to comment on posts that are four months old.
twighead wrote:
3137. Lasting so long in life that your very own bones whittle out a new letter in their name, sign a full petition renaming themselves as bowens. How funny? Funny bowen.
Don't get stopped now.
!GrapeMate! in 47
Funny bowen? That's very funknee - er, phony! Ha-ha. This bunny just loves her bunny phone:
Faux knee (faux leg?) girl on her bunny phone. Do we think she's a healthy bunny or an odd bunny?
She's either a fit bunny, or she's a bit funny!
2829. Not awake at bishop.
2836. Not sleeping at rook.
2837. Not awake at rook.
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