3434. Don't be a bore.
Hey, that rhymes!
The poet in me is coming out to bore deeply into your soles. That's quite a feet.
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3434/3344. playing Count with Friends while eating dino biscuits!
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3435/3345. Please be Coachi, a master, and whyce?
I owe you an apology; just put it on my bill...
Polly want a cracker; Coachi want a dino-biscuit? BROK!
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CoachiMaster wrote:
3434. playing Count with Friends while eating dino biscuits!
3436/3346. Playing Words with T-Rexes while spelling the word "dinobiscuit" on the chess board. Then T-Rex chomps up all the tiles. I mean, what kind of chess game is that?
3437/3347. Putting all your chips in the middle of the chessboard and putting all your minced garlic on f3. Don't DOODAT, PEEPHOLE.
3438/3348. Resigning after your first move in the chess game. When your opponent asks why you resigned so soon, you tell him you couldn't locate the power switch on the chessboard anywhere to turn the pieces on.
egoole wrote:
3439. Go Green!
Yahhuh!
3440/3350. Go GREEN some more.
3441/3351. Go really GREEN up top!
Green chocolate donuts, anyone?
3442/3352. Realizing that you are the only one on the whole planet who isn't colorblind, so you decide you will paint all the white pieces black and all the black pieces white to make the game more fair, but then getting so high on the paint fumes that you pass out.
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ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
3442. Realizing that you are the only one on the whole planet who isn't colorblind, so you decide you will paint all the white pieces black and all the black pieces white to make the game more fair, but then getting so high on the paint fumes that you pass out.
3443. Sssssshhhh..
egoole wrote:
ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
3442. Realizing that you are the only one on the whole planet who isn't colorblind, so you decide you will paint all the white pieces black and all the black pieces white to make the game more fair, but then getting so high on the paint fumes that you pass out.
3443. Sssssshhhh..
Jeesh, she really likes hard rock, I see...
3434. playing Count with Friends while eating dino biscuits!