2924. Showing your testicles to make a spectacle in front of a palindromist because nuts stun any way you look at them, especially while you're playing chess.
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JAG0404 wrote:
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roll
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REX!
ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
2919. Being a Class E turd. Turds are never classy (Class E).
lol puns for days
be a turd like this
[COMMENT DELETED] lie about deleted comments
2925. Realizing that your opponent has been secretly gaining a psychological advantage in the game by pumping out Lawrence Welk music backwards to sound like devil-worship music. You finally realize it is coming out of his two rooks - in stereo! - which aren't rooks as much as they are little wireless speakers disguised as rooks!
Next time you think your opponent's rooks are feeling heavier
than normal, check inside to make sure there's no microphone in there,
or worse yet, a mini speaker hiding in there, which can be distracting!
zhikaihuang wrote:
be a turd like this
That's a good turd type; one of the better out there; don't care much for the invisible ones though - you never know what's coming.
jerry1228 wrote:
2926. say the longest word
"the longest word"
"the longerest wordddddd"
"the rongest word"
2927. Where did the cannibal stash his French opponents' eyeballs for eating later in the game?
Answer: Inside his rook, but he didn't call it a rook, he called it the Eyeful (Eiffel) Tower.
...and you thought the rooks just had speakers or microphones in them...
2928. Teetotalism and teatotalism before, during, or after the game, whereas coffeetotalism, no problemo.
2930. Getting your opponent so angry in the game that he morphs into a chemolithoheterotrophic being and an extremophile and begins gaining great powers in the game by eating a lot of rocks and wanting to talk solely about lava beds and larvae beds with you instead of chess pieces.
"Hey you! You want these ants?"
"I don't eat ants."
"In your pants?"
"Nope."
"Hey, just take the ants, bud, I'm late for Geological Journey on the National Geographic channel!
sometimes I look back at these posts and wonder if our minds have been messed up by a large, hairy gorilla.
"Hey, what're you looking at?"
zhikaihuang wrote:
sometimes I look back at these posts and wonder if our minds have been messed up by a large, hairy gorilla.
"Hey, what're you looking at?"
Well, I think our minds could become really messed up should you two ever get married...
T-Rex could be the best gorilla, though...
ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
zhikaihuang wrote:
sometimes I look back at these posts and wonder if our minds have been messed up by a large, hairy gorilla.
"Hey, what're you looking at?"
Well, I think our minds could become really messed up should you two ever get married...
IGN 10/10
2931. When strategoi and eristavi take over the game,
realizing we're just not playing the same;
so I'll just sit back and have a pizza
while I play the Georgian guy, GM Gurgenidze.
2932. Bringing in the Monkey Brigade to solve all of the Guerrilla (aka gorilla) warfare happening on the chessboard, but accidentally losing your hearing to the "ugly remix".
Un juego muy sucio!
twighead wrote:
Sweeter than candy on a stick
Huckleberry, cherry, or lime
If you have a choice he'd be your pick
But Lollipop is mine...
Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP* *POP*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2933. Being such a sucker for lollipops that you only play one chess opening: the Lolli Attack in the Two Knights Defense, so you can pop your opponent a good one.
2855 play another game of chess
2923. Playing a mazurka while wearing a burqa; then when you switch to chess, things are just a mess.
"Well, yes, I played 19. Nhg2!"
"Was that in 1975 or 1978, though?"
"January. Remember the inverted tulips? Oh, how they smelled!"