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I think this is the best opening of all time:
 
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I think this wouldn't work :O just because it's blacks move and Kxf7 wins??

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JJJ363 wrote:

I think this wouldn't work :O just because it's blacks move and Kxf7 wins??

You can't take the king.

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Sicilian Gran-Prix Attack:
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Vrooom

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The Damiano Defence wins.



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the devils (Damiano) defence i must say i love when black seeks to support his e5 pawn by f7f6 as white i feel its my birthday 

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Best Opening to Prevent Being Checkmated:
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The Jedi Knight Attack: Force Throw Variation:
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did you miss the move 4. Kg7#!!?

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ajttja wrote:

did you miss the move 4. Kg7#!!?

Doesn't work:



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@ Tal-fan 1 : yes, Shaun, I like it too, when black is playing e4 e5 / Nf3 f6 and I always immediately play Ne5:, mostly followed by fe5: and my Qh5+, but out of say a dozen times last years, there are a few black-players, who know how to react an they give me a bad position in the opening !

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The Trojan Attack



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Romy ger whites biggest question has to be whether to trade queens or allow black to pick up e4 pawn with tempo and g2 pawn i tend to allow black the check on e4 and give up g2 pawn as queeen chomps up his kingside piecesps after qxg2 by black i play rook f1

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I thought this was the Trojan Attack:
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Thanks People, that was hilarious!!! LaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughing

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how...?

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AlxMaster wrote:
I thought this was the Trojan Attack:
 

That was awesome. I literally snickered out loud.

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Why not the duel opening.



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I think I've found a refutation to the Caro: