Best Openings (Humor)

Many people are nervous to play against the King's Gambit, but here's a nice way to refute it:

i can't post a position without legal moves?

These are all really silly

how to you do illigal moves on a the posting board? i can't do it!!! waaaaa!

help, please!!

instead of making the game just put the PGN

well im afraid, SJFG, that you don't know the kings gambit, it goes like this where white is totaly winning:

Yes, white obviously has superior control of the center!  Control of the center is most important, far more important than the safety of the king!

no, the king is still nice and safe to the side of the board

or the stupid medivial castle attacks:

The Medieval Castle Attack, Catapult Variation is a bad idea for Black:

No, that's the King Gambit

There is a difference between "King's Gambit" and "King Gambit"

I actually laughed out loud at these lol

This is a good opening

Queen Gambit. White gambits the queen for a strong attack.

I laughed out loud at these! Keep 'em coming guys!

I play the Trojan Attack Literal Variation: