Caption Contest 4!

Guy on Left: If I win I get the Simpson Movie free with all special features?

"OK, next game you be red, blue and yellow and I get to be yellow, blue and red."

"You think I'm fat?"

The Springfield variation of the atomic matrix opening will daze, confuse and muck with your mind.  Bruuhahahahaha

Caption: Worst Meta-References Ever!

note: I'm not sure how many different layers of irony are there, but I counted at least 4.

" A chess set, I has it"

"Does this chess set make me look fat?"

"I'm going to move my horsey and take your pointed-headed thingy!" 

Who robbed Fischer of his mind, who gives bad ideas to FIDE?  We do, we do...

"Bart to Homers Maggie four"

FIDE hit hard by credit crunch

    and the winner is?...

After it's over, I've got a trick for you--involving the queen, 4 liters of Mountain Dew, and a tennis ball.  The chicks love it.