I can move the pieces with my mind...
Caption Contest 4!
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Back of head guy on the right -
"Look - Your orange t-shirt is touching your rook - you have to move it, the rook, not your shirt"
WHO SAYS CHESS ISN'T A SPORT
Little fella; I can't tell these pieces apart
Big Fella; Hmmph,...I Can !
Guy on the left: Dude, you just hung your bishop!!!
Guy on the right: Doh!!!
Jan 26, 2009
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#48
This is the result of two guys getting banned by Kohai for using the same account on live chess.
Red castled kingside and stormed the board with his "a" and "b" pawns....
Unfortunately, his king was on D1.
(not really a caption, but really were the pawns total shite before the castle....i'm betting yep.)
Voice coming in from out of site - Once we solved the gravitational pull issue of the black hole on x37, we traveled here to your planet with this prize chess set as a gift, only to discover that you already hailed Homer Simpson as the symbol of all things wonderful. We only ask that you allow us to leave this gift and take this green bottle of highly caffeinated sugary elixir back to the black hle whence we came.
Two chess players - burp
If you belly bump that rook again I am gonna bean you.
left: I would like to return your quote-unquote "ultimate game".
right: I see, do you have a receipt, quote-unquote "sir"?
left: No, I do not have a recepit; I won it as a door prize at the gaming convention although I find their choice of prize highly dubious as the average gamer has no use for a two player board game.
right: Woah woah! A fat sarcastic gamer! You must be a devil with the ladies.
left: hey... I... uh... oh...
right: gee, I hate to let you down casanova, but no receipt, no return.
cameraman: I'll give you 4 bucks for it...
left: *sigh* very well, I must hurry back to the internet where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them.
Heard in a distance -
Tommy, Bobby - your Dad wants his Simpsons chess set back right away. Now bring is back or I will take away your Yu-Gi Oh cards for a month!
Guy in the bottom right: You drink diet?
Guy in the orange shirt: Yeah can't you tell?
"you are getting sleepy"
"your eyes are getting heavy"
"you can not stay awake"
"checkmate"
Jan 27, 2009
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#56
HotFlow wrote:
player1: I am winning you fairly and squarely.
player2: Na ya dint, chess doesn't exist.
lol
I shamelessly steal this one from Shemp of the Three Stooges -
Yeah well I had a job in a bakery but I got tired of the dough and took it on the loaf.
Guy on the right - No man I don't live here, I saw the chess set on the table and the door wasn't locked. I figured I'd order a pizza and a bottle of Dew and play the delivery guy for the food. Good thing you brought me the Sicilian Pizza, cause now I am gonna play my Pizza Dew Vendetta variation on you
Guy on Left: If I win I get the Simpson Movie free with all special features?
Next time bring two bottles of Mountain Dew