Chess Flirts.

I don't know if a thread like this exists, but I just thoght we should gather fun flirts that could be made during a chessgame.

-You allow me to penetrate your position too easily

-Your position is full of leaking holes.

-My rook will ram you on this open file.

-Let me put a piece in that hole.

-Let me open up the A file.

-I see you want my D...pawn.

-You need to push harder than that.

-My pawn just got promoted thanks to you.

-I can't concentrate because your two major pieces are in my face.

Share your ideas if you have more :)

I never chat when I am playing a game because it is very distracting, so I have nothing to share, but interesting post.

-I see you want my D...pawn & I won't let you take it.

Guys?? is not there a flirt variation or love variation in chess?? If not then what about making one?? Please share ideas...