Chess Holy Book

Versicle 1: At the beggining of time, The Great Grand Master created the pieces and the space among them. 

Continue with it!

Then it remembered time doesn't actually have a begining.

Being all powerful it also saw into the future that the elephant piece will be turned into a bishop by puny humans.

All this saddened it greatly.

I mean seriously, who wants a bishop fighting in his army!?

So instead it created booze and started drinking heavily.

Versicle 2: Then, the Great Grand Master divided the pieces and the squares in two colours: black and white.

Versicle 3: The Great Grand Master suddenly realized it didn't have a FIDE rating and therefor didn't quite qualify for the title.

There was also nobody to play against so it created humans

Versicle 4: Then, the non-qualified "Great Grand Master" created among his creation a faithfully messenger who would talk about how Holy Chess came to the Earth, his name is Kirzan, and he was destined by the Great Grand Master to be a FIDE president. 

Versicle 5: But behold, yea verily, in his all wisdom the NQGGM ( non-qualifed grand master) created a race of people. A people who carried the seed of chess itself and the NQGGM found it good to call them 'Indians'

Versicle 6: With the advance of time, the preterite chess variation was advancing through different countries and cultures: Persians, Arabs and Europeans until it became the most popular game in the world! Only defeated by videogames, non-videogames and other solved games like Checkers or Tic-Tac-Toe

Versicle 7: The great NQGGM also thought it good to create some people who would be likened to chess gods in order to spread the chess gospel. Unfortunately they couldn't handle the pressure and most of them promptly went insane ,the others started drinking heavily. It was a mess.

So the NQGGM created sober less crazy GM's who in turn were utterly boring and un-creative.

It was a mess too.

This book is becoming less holy by the versicle

To be honest I am starting to doubt we have enough material to make a book here.

Do we just do versicles or do we need chapters too?

testicle 8: jerry lee lewis willed himself into being & sang about balls.

we really need a virgin birth at this stage seeing as Jerry's balls are on fire