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yygogo99

Answers in white font under the joke.

1. What did the GM say to the FM? 

     "I have a Growth Mindset; you have a Fixed one!" (Sorry FMs, I didn't intend to insult you)

2. What does a chicken say to another chicken who just lost the chicken first mentioned?

   Chick-mate, obviously!

3. Stockfish is the smartest fish in the world.

4. Coming soon

Ofgeniuskind_closed
Uhm
Ofgeniuskind_closed
Ches is racist because it iswhite and black and white goes first.
BetweenTheWheels

Would it not also be racist if Black went first?

Donkey256
1.I have a Growth Mindset; you have a Fixed one!" (Sorry FMs, I didn't intend to insult you)

2.Chick-mate, obviously!
Ricky621

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kirtiiraj

yygogo99 wrote:

Answers in white font under the joke.

1. What did the GM say to the FM? 

     "I have a Growth Mindset; you have a Fixed one!" (Sorry FMs, I didn't intend to insult you)

2. What does a chicken say to another chicken who just lost the chicken first mentioned?

   Chick-mate, obviously!

3. Stockfish is the smartest fish in the world.

4. Coming soon

yygogo99 wrote: Answers in white font under the joke.1. What did the GM say to the FM?      "I have a Growth Mindset; you have a Fixed one!" (Sorry FMs, I didn't intend to insult you)2. What does a chicken say to another chicken who just lost the chicken first mentioned?   Chick-mat, obviously!3. Stockfish is the smartest fish in the world.4. Coming soon