Chess Ways to Die Dumb Ways to Die Parody

Hang your queen out for free

Develop your queen too early

Move your king out too early

Forget to control the center in the opening

Chess ways to die

So many chess ways to die

Chess ways to die

So many chess ways to die

Play against Magnus Carlsen

Capture every time you can

Trade your queen for a pawn

Forget castling is a way to protect your king

Chess ways to die

So many chess ways to die

Chess ways to die

So many chess ways to die

Move your king into check 

Forget to look carefully

Play chess during the COVID-19

You spread the germs into the board and pieces

Chess ways to die

So many chess ways to die

Chess ways to die

So many chess ways to die

Dress up like a champion during chess season

Forget to look out for your opponent's threats

Play chess against a psycho-killer

Try to play chess against a pigeon

The pigeon knocks all the pieces over

And it will poop all over the board

Chess ways to die

Chess ways to die

Chess ways to die

So many chess ways

So many chess ways to die!