Stop copying kamikaze
create the most stupid chess pieces!

the cube
gives 7 million points when captured. does not move, can only capture pawns and kings within a 1 square radius of it. cannot be captured by kings or pawns (obviously.) is not player controlled, moves whenever the hell it wants to.

The Brainrottter:
Special ability fo rizzing up the oppents pieces in a 3x3 radius, hence switching the pieces color

#247 an even better one would be I would absolutely love it if the stupid wouldn't be here...