create the most stupid chess pieces!

The sock: it is invisible and only reveals itself when a piece(but not a knight) lands or goes over it. In that case the piece is socked, kept inside, and becomes immobile. A socked piece can still be captured
The drift bishop: moves like a normal bishop but every 2 squares moved diagonally he must move one square sideways and rotate his direction For instance, a drift bishop from B2 would move to c3-d4-e4-f3-g2-g1 and it would stop.(If he moves to the left the sideways moves are made counter clockwise)

Hasad moves like a queen, knight rider can be merged with: hapy angry and pititi. Can also move like an alibaba rider. Or a grasshopper. Has to be captured 2 times. Can't be nerfed.

Its like a knight but its op and it can move in an L shape like a normal but infinite range
That exists, It's known as a knight-rider.
The Eater -Can only be captured with the queen -Can basically move in any square -If it doesn't eat at least 1 piece within 2 moves it will have a 50% to die of starvation or a 50% chance to have the ability to eat its own teammates -The only thing it can't eat is the Rook bcuz it is made of bricks