create the most stupid chess pieces!

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Hi

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The deserter: is like a pawn, but when attacked switches to opponent
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the mirage…. you try to pick it up to move it, but it’s always on a different square.

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A piece that can never be captured but can switch with any piece

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Get it 🤣

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the error: explodes the solar system.

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The Error!. Doesn't move. When a piece gets near it (friendly or hostile) it transports it to another game that has the Error! piece. Unless it's God blablabla Yada Yada Yada.

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bob: eats your computer and phone.

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no

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what do you mean by no

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Nemesis

neutral. moves like a king. not player controlled. colored red and looks like the attached image.

every turn it will move 1 step closer to the highest value piece. priority goes as follows: Queen, Rook, Bishop or Knight (depending on what the game stage is. if its opening then prioritizes knights. endgame prioritizes bishops. if its middlegame, flip a coin, heads is knights.), pawn, kings.

will pathfind around walls

spawns after the 3rd turn

prioritizes white pieces when there are multiple of a same piece but with different color.

when there are multiple of a same piece color, it will target based off these 2 conditions;

if the duplicate piece is spawned and Nemesis is currently targeting a different same piece, then it will keep targeting that piece.
else if the duplicate piece is the same age as the other one and was sensed at the same time, then flip a coin to determine which one it targets.

if there are 2 rooks of each color, it will go for them in this order (wr1 means white rook 1, br1 means black rook 1):

wr1, br1, wr2, br2

the variable of the same color pieces can be determined by a coin flip.

cannot be captured.

attached image. said image being the arras.io nemesis tank
here's the attached image
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cool!

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The "Guy"

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He just don't move

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ArrasLynx wrote:

Nemesis

neutral. moves like a king. not player controlled. colored red and looks like the attached image.

every turn it will move 1 step closer to the highest value piece. priority goes as follows: Queen, Rook, Bishop or Knight (depending on what the game stage is. if its opening then prioritizes knights. endgame prioritizes bishops. if its middlegame, flip a coin, heads is knights.), pawn, kings.

will pathfind around walls

spawns after the 3rd turn

prioritizes white pieces when there are multiple of a same piece but with different color.

when there are multiple of a same piece color, it will target based off these 2 conditions;

if the duplicate piece is spawned and Nemesis is currently targeting a different same piece, then it will keep targeting that piece.
else if the duplicate piece is the same age as the other one and was sensed at the same time, then flip a coin to determine which one it targets.

if there are 2 rooks of each color, it will go for them in this order (wr1 means white rook 1, br1 means black rook 1):

wr1, br1, wr2, br2

the variable of the same color pieces can be determined by a coin flip.

cannot be captured.

here's the attached image

you know someone's taking a meme too seriously when they make a post this long

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Willy. Wobbles. When a piece tries to move in the same square as Willy the piece goes to the OTHER SIDE OF CHESS AS WE KNOW IT. Willy wobbles very hard. Maybe too hard. Willy takes wobbling very seriously. Willy wishes to be a professional wobble. He wobbles a lot. Willy likes to wobble. Any questions?

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*Willy wishes to be a professional wobbler.

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the Wobblin King. no matter where you move it, it wobbles into a check.

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the bikini Queen.
she is so good looking, nobody can concentrate on the game anymore.

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the nope: etas your house.