create the most stupid chess pieces!

God:CAN MOVE ANYWHERE IN THE BOARD, CAN MOVE OTHER COLORS PIECES AND CAN JUMP OVER PIECES WHICH YOU CAN USE TO CHECKMATE IN 1 MOVE

Can*

When i put : c it​ became a​n angry face

The coward: cannot move anywhere where he isnt protected or attacked

bruh

anything longer than 100 words for a chess piece probably means it is extremely polished and well thought out

anyway- the shark2636- removes all the rules like en passant castling stalemate and checkmate, as these require more than 100 words to fully explain and are thus spam (before the game starts)

Tractor: Moves like a rook but when it touches other pieces, it turns them into pawns

can you read properly? I said 100 LINES.

The Nobleman- He moves in a 3x3 or 5x5 radius (This is also for a double-size board) He can jump over friendly pieces but not enemies. If both are captured it's treated like a checkmate regardless of the state of the king

The Non-Fighter- Moves like an Archbishop but when it moves it takes two more turns before it can move again. Also it can't give check.

The Bunker- A piece of the same color of the Bunker can hide in it, where it can't be captured (note that the king can still be checked or checkmated in a Bunker.). The Bunker can move like a king but once it moves, it takes 10 more moves before it can move again. The Bunker can't capture or get captured, and it blocks the file/rank/diagonal/other-sliding-piece-"diagonal" it is on.

Novak. If you lose you get whacked by a tennis racquet

"Go is useless in chess"

Also I play go

Jump boost, a tile that makes the player's piece go the number of squares that the effect is at

Resistance, a tile that makes the players piece take multiple hits before it gets captured (25%)

Speed, a tile that makes the players piece take multiple turns

Health_boost, a potion that gives the player more hits until the piece is captured

Regen, a potion that makes the player take more hits, after they have taken 5 or more hits

The backwards pawn, It goes toward your side of the board.

The Babbelibobbbelibooo- Moves randomly 2 times per second (regardless of moves) and works like a duck (in duck chess). The Babbelibobbelibooo can't be captured but it can be checkmated.

The Waitaminutethisisverystange-er- Spawns a random piece on a random square every time its color moves.

Janko Gajdasko- Is outside the board and yells at chess.com for having gatekeepers [who don't exist]. Janko is only captured if the Judge comes and explodes him.

§ghow do you make colorful colors