Create the WORST chess piece you can

Rules:

Must be able to move

(that's it)

the fred it moves like a rook but only backwards ( this will replace the qeen)

Why is it called Ohio? I google, here is what it say.

"Ohio, officially the State of Ohio is a state in the Midwestern United States. Of the fifty U.S. states, it is the 34th-largest by area. With a population of nearly 11.8 million, Ohio is the seventh-most populous and tenth-most densely populated state."

The sleep walking king. This replaces the queen and moves once every five turns to a square in it's range. It's range is the same as a king. It can take it's own pieces. If it takes your original king, you lose.

Weaponless pawn, moves like a pawn but can't capture any piece

ghost kill itself and dats it

It must move. The rules state it.

The Blight. Replaces the King-side Knight. Can only move on move numbers evenly divisible by 5 and will jump freely to any square but only to capture of one of your own pieces. It must be moved every fifth move if you are not in check and moving it does not expose you to check (if your opponent still has a Blight then you can ignore any check that cannot be executed if their Blight will be forced to make the next move and has an available capture) . That means that if Black never threatens a check or captures anything then Black wins on move 75 when White's Blight is forced to capture its own King (after having captured the other 14 White pieces on the previous 14 moves evenly divisible by 5).

the ghost pawn: it stand on the 3rd rank and usually placed on the line that have king at start, move like pawn, but it need to move exactly 9 times to capture something, but it can’t promote, and every other piece can step on it, and if your opponent piece step on it no matter what it can capture things like the queen, and if ur piece step on it u lose the game.

The Floridaman IT can move as many fields as IT wants in any direction but only If there is No piece in that direction (Like non at all) IT also cant Beat any Other pieces

* by direction I mean Like in the lane IT IS moving

imagin stealing my idea

the mork. it replaces the queen and only moves 1 square up, down, left, or right.

How bad is that?

The Teacher's pet. It moves like a queen but only when the opponent says it can.

Thats Genius. Thats the worst peice ever! your oppenent can just not let you move it for the whole game! I like it!