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Has anyone ever swallowed a chess piece?

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Oh god, I certainly hope not.

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Everyday when I'm eating my cereal I fear I'll accidentally put one of the pawns in my mouth instead

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heinzie wrote:

Everyday when I'm eating my cereal I fear I'll accidentally put one of the pawns in my mouth instead

I just literally lol'ed in the library. God damn you and your joke!

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This dog:

 

Dogo Argentina was presented because of anorexia and lethargy; no vomit or diarrhea. The question is, whose turn is it? Answer: Black, because Black just lost its knight.

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DrFrank124c wrote:

Has anyone ever swallowed a chess piece?

The pieces on a regulation chess set (i.e., not a travel set) are too big to swallow accidentally.  Other than possibly a pawn, I don't think I can intentionally swallow any of the pieces.  How would a chess piece "accidentally" end up in someone's mouth in the first place?
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Khallyx wrote:
heinzie wrote:

Everyday when I'm eating my cereal I fear I'll accidentally put one of the pawns in my mouth instead

I just literally lol'ed in the library. God damn you and your joke!

Oh dear, the people in the library will hate and remember you for that kind of behavior

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heinzie wrote:
Khallyx wrote:
heinzie wrote:

Everyday when I'm eating my cereal I fear I'll accidentally put one of the pawns in my mouth instead

I just literally lol'ed in the library. God damn you and your joke!

Oh dear, the people in the library will hate and remember you for that kind of behavior

In the library where my chess club meets we have a very serious security guard. He walks around with a very serious look on his face. I pity anyone he catches talking too loud or laughing!

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        No, its, "I pity the fool".

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wasted_youth wrote:

This dog:

 

 

Dogo Argentina was presented because of anorexia and lethargy; no vomit or diarrhea. The question is, whose turn is it? Answer: Black, because Black just lost its knight.

poor horsey

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DrFrank124c wrote:

Has anyone ever swallowed a chess piece?

Well since this thread was bumped from years ago, I will say that there are edible chess pieces (like chocolates or candies), so that you can literally "eat" your opponent's pieces as you "eat" (capture) them. I don't know if they thought through promotions or if they just have extra Queen pieces...idk, never done that. 

I have seen butter cookies in the store which have chess piece designs on them though; those I do eat as they are good with a cup of coffee. tongue.png

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KeSetoKaiba wrote:
DrFrank124c wrote:

Has anyone ever swallowed a chess piece?

Well since this thread was bumped from years ago, I will say that there are edible chess pieces (like chocolates or candies), so that you can literally "eat" your opponent's pieces as you "eat" (capture) them. I don't know if they thought through promotions or if they just have extra Queen pieces...idk, never done that. 

I have seen butter cookies in the store which have chess piece designs on them though; those I do eat as they are good with a cup of coffee.

 

Imagine players went to play bughouse chess with chocolate chess pieces.

 

And I am wondering what will happen to a game if the pieces melt halfway through a game.

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