king be caution ! if u hate your queen and she leaves u then u will be killed by white's pieces!
Funny Chess Jokes
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when its your opponent who will start the game,say:make your first mistake.
EndingPride wrote:
Mr. A: "hm~~, I am confused"
Mr. B: "What's the problem, A?"
Mr. A: "Well, I am thinking about chess."
Mr. B: "Oh, I am an expert, A, so if you got any. . . "
Mr. A: "OH GOOD~, you see B, THe queen has the power of both Bishop and Rook, which makes it kinda the best piece in the game but, how come the queen can't move like a knight?"
Mr. B: "Um... um... um... Maybe... because... um... The queen is too shy to get onto a horse... you know... the skirt and stuff... "
Mr. A: "Ok... but I thought only man can go to war. How come there is a queen in the chess board?"
Mr. B: "Because... um... um... everyone should be treated equally?"
Mr. A: "I see. I thought women weren't treated equally in the past."
Mr. B: "You know what, I gtg."
Anyone know why there is a queen in the chess board and why it can't move like a horse~
XD
Socrates: "Wisdom begins in wonder..."
ChessPlayinDude47: "Chess wisdom begins in blunder..."
Whob wrote:
In a park people come across a man playing chess against a dog. They are astonished and say:
"What a clever dog!"
But the man protests:
"No, no, he isn't that clever. I'm leading by three games to one!"
--- Oh I like that one . 
HueyWilliams wrote:
An ancient, ancient joke.
As I Often say: An old joke is better than no joke lol.
ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
alexmonrovia wrote:
I bought a chess set the other day. I started eating it but it tasted horrible, so I took it back to the shop and said, "Here, this is stale mate."
The shop-keeper said, "No it's not."
I said, "Yes it is. Check mate."
Next time you buy a chess set at that shop, buy this one instead:
That is just a beautiful photo & Chess set LOL ( On page 7 ).
HueyWilliams wrote:
Thank you, Henny Dungman.
--- Heyoooh ! Another good one Sir !
Nakamura, Carlsen, and Giri were given the following position to solve:
- Nakamura: Qb1!
- Carlsen: Qd2!
- Giri: Qc3!
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
To err is human, to moo bovine.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
lol
Animals don't have sex, they mate.
What does Morphy have in common with birdwatchers?
They both like to spot Rooks.
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Bobby fischer to a dutch chess promoter:Youre a good guy. I like you.20,0000 will do it.
MarcoBR444 wrote:
How many chess addicts does it take to change a light-bulb?
ANSWER: they won't change it. They will play blindfold.
Good one.
Yes that one is quite good lol.
Are you watching Frodo battle a spider right now?
I think it is a funny joke.