Funny Chess Jokes

There aren't whales in minecraft...

This thread is a good chess joke:

http://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/new-chess-movie-pawn-pusher---see-snapshots

Whichcraft?

He meant loser, not looser or losser.

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or i hear this team is recruiting comedians

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Funny looking.

Sandwichcraft?

Dig up Richard Pryor's take on the Exorcist.  That's funny.

New chess movie: PAWN PUSHER: Overcoming the Chess Addiction: see in the thread below:

http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/new-chess-movie-pawn-pusher-overcoming-the-chess-addiction

That's a brilliant joke, marco.

one day i sent trhopy to myself

Was it for spelling? 

no no

You know, it's too bad Steve Harvey doesn't have experience reading correct answers off cards in front of a live audience.

Two chess players are playing a correspondence game. White lives at the South Pole and Black at the North Pole. The postal service is rather slow and play proceeds at about one move per year!

After 15 years of play, White makes a daring sacrifice, the consequences of which are by no means clear. A year later, as he sees the postman returning, he is very excited. He thinks “Will Black take my queen? Is the sacrifice sound?”

He tears open the reply and sees…

"I adjust"

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how to beat a computer?             taking a stick or a rod   and beat the  computer

What's the difference between a poor bloke and a grand chessmaster?

One pawns his watch, the other watches his pawns