Let's make an anarchy game! (inspired by the one on the subreddit r/AnarchyChess)

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white steals black's mini cupcake as a result. it even had purple sprinkles!

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Then the knight became reincarnated as a god and started breakdancing, causing two pawns to die do to his slick moves!

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The Board has decided that f6 is now a pond.

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All spaces unoccupied by pieces are now replaced with an infinite void

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The f6 pond spawns a Lazer Duck, who proceeds to transform all F pieces into pawns of the opposite color. Then, a Blue king arrives with his chessmen, adding a whole 'nother team.

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The Board has also made Z999 a pond, thus getting the most ponds award. Grey plays e4 to pawn, thus adding another team. (yes, e4 to pawn, NOT pawn to e4)

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Greenish Blue and Bluish Green unite under the name "Grue".

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a white pawn throws a party. nobody comes.

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The Amazon queen comes over right after the party ends, gets mad, and proceeds to eat every single queen on the board and succeeds.
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Amazon queen dies cuz the queens were laced with fentanyl

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the clan of the evil weasels are coming

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The black king lifts up a rock and a korok appears(Yahaha You found me)

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White king ultrahands the rock so it goes back on the korok

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Black places an unskippable ad in front of White's pieces*. The ad will remain there for 3 moves.

*White forgot to install an adblocker.

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white knight jumps over ad

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Nf3 to be exact

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i9=z

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White is cheating and moves 2 moves in a row - 1- the chair deletes the table on i9 2- the king killed himself on e1-2-

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The black king and queen divorce, so the black queen gets 50% of the army and all the pawns.

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Revali shows up and uses revalis hale to yeet blacks knight and rook into space