Let's make an anarchy game! (inspired by the one on the subreddit r/AnarchyChess)

White continues throwing mashed potato to make a profit and opens a store without a name.

Black puts a link amibbo and mastersword beams the white queen

white steals black's mini cupcake as a result. it even had purple sprinkles!

Then the knight became reincarnated as a god and started breakdancing, causing two pawns to die do to his slick moves!

The Board has decided that f6 is now a pond.

All spaces unoccupied by pieces are now replaced with an infinite void

The f6 pond spawns a Lazer Duck, who proceeds to transform all F pieces into pawns of the opposite color. Then, a Blue king arrives with his chessmen, adding a whole 'nother team.

The Board has also made Z999 a pond, thus getting the most ponds award. Grey plays e4 to pawn, thus adding another team. (yes, e4 to pawn, NOT pawn to e4)

Greenish Blue and Bluish Green unite under the name "Grue".

a white pawn throws a party. nobody comes.

Amazon queen dies cuz the queens were laced with fentanyl

the clan of the evil weasels are coming

The black king lifts up a rock and a korok appears(Yahaha You found me)

White king ultrahands the rock so it goes back on the korok

Black places an unskippable ad in front of White's pieces*. The ad will remain there for 3 moves.

*White forgot to install an adblocker.

white knight jumps over ad

Nf3 to be exact

i9=z

White is cheating and moves 2 moves in a row - 1- the chair deletes the table on i9 2- the king killed himself on e1-2-