Let's make an anarchy game! (inspired by the one on the subreddit r/AnarchyChess)

Ergo, he is forced to destroy the Pallid Mask and reveals himself to be the King in Yellow!

Godzilla appears

nope, it wasn;t godzilla, it was a god aka me

However, the King in Yellow pulls a O'Brien and mind-melds the dragon to his side.

except i can't be minmelded but i join your side anyway just cuz you are fry

Goku appears (wow he is actually Goku!)

but goku shapeshifted into pikachu and went after to destroy fry lord

guys is this even chess anymore

anyway, i come in and despawn pikachu but i got injured cuz he is strong and now i am unconcious

but it was olny a dream and now, knowing how the radiance will attack, i wake up and respawn it

buuut plot twist, I stole thanos's stones(which i used to kill radiance) and I use the reality stone to create a reality in where i get defeated so you don't have to be my enemy

But, countertwist, this reality by which you avoid being T-jankin's enemy also has Gorgachev's Perestroika and Glasnost successfully reformed the USSR, causing him to premove its longevity as opposed to collapse, and the Neo-NKVD arrests you for treason, for some reason.

but im more powerful and escape to canada in the human world

WITHOUT THE INFINTY GUANTLET NOOOOO LORD OF THE FRIES STOLE IT

However, I use the IG to destroy half of the Infinity Stones themselves, ensuring they can never cause chaos again.

but the power stone survives cuz it has POWER and it gets flung and coincedetally finds me