john cena has 15 hp, evil john cena has 11 hp
rolling dice now
Let's make an anarchy game! (inspired by the one on the subreddit r/AnarchyChess)
Sort:
rolled a 1, EJC punches JC
rolled a 6. oof
JC has 9 hp, EJC has 11 hp
Immoful wrote:
rolled a 1, EJC punches JC
rolled a 6. oof
JC has 9 hp, EJC has 11 hp
which numbers do what on the dice
first roll: odds EJC attacks evens JC attacks
1 and 2 are punches, 3 and 4 are kicks, 5 and 6 are grapples
second roll is damage
do you make up the rolls?
2 days ago
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#1188
Immoful wrote:
dragonroar your posts, if followed, would cause huge damage to the game so far. due to this, lord of the fries is ignoring what you write to maintain the state of the board. Please instead write posts that don't have large negative impacts on other people's characters/events (without permission)
(also EJC has 12 hp, JC has 15 hp)
(fight to be continued soon)
ok mb
LordOTheFries wrote:
A stallion suddenly jumps into the ring.
black's people were just walking back from a8 and noticed the stallion, so jumped into the ring with it. both Cenas thought this was part of the show, so now this is just a battle royale, featuring a shining stallion
alright! ill add turns for all of the new characters tomorrow. Imma also give a +5 hp to both Cenas (new characters will start with 12 hp) ill use a d4 for damage now instead of d6 because of how many ppl there are
JC- 14 hp
EJC- 16hp
Dark republic gaurds- 12 hp each
Stallion - 12hp, chooses one person each term to join forces with
turn*
The Cheese Cobra is hired to protect the arena from all other combatants.
1 day ago
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#1193
The Stallion inexplicably starts singing "Wild Stallion" by Stallion (a band) whilst deciding who to attack first.
1 day ago
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#1194
Meanwhile the Just State is still protesting for a coherent plot when a plot is already there. A team of pawns start to protest against the Just State for apparently not being just. They storm to the backrank of Just State and promote themselves, ignore the rules and start an attack towards the Just State.
After 30 minutes, all of black diplomats are scatters in corners of the venue (yes venue) unconscious. Both Cenas are still slugging it out, and they are stopped by the referee, who rules it…a draw. The fans are disappointed and the Whitid Sultanate (I think that’s what the kingdom is called) goes bankrupt.
1 day ago
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#1198
However, that the Whitid Sultanate was bankrupt was actually a mistyped in the paper.
(explain why these posts would be bad, if they’re bad)
It’s the day of the fight, and the fighters are being introduced.
They’re standing in the ring but JC goes before the bell, slamming EJC to the ground, removing 1 hp.
(also, is one JC representing white and the other black?)
nah it just happened by accident.
also the fight already started, but with the power of the Ghost of Moves Past we can make this retroactive cuz its funny