Let's make an anarchy game! (inspired by the one on the subreddit r/AnarchyChess)

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BombCraft wrote:
Markzhang1 wrote:
BombCraft wrote:

Your order is wrong.

Moves are not notated as follows:

51. insert move here

52. insert nove here

53. insert move here

54. insert move here

etc

but instead, moves are notated like this:

51. move

51. …move

52. move

52. …move

53. move

etc

With that out of thr way, with the order made correct, my move is 55. Yunobo and sidon pair up to destroy the asteroid, making room for Tulin to go on e4 and Mipha to go to e5 and resurrect all the pieces. They stay on e4 and e5 and Sidon and Yunobo stay on d4 and d5, respectively.

man destoys our order ;-;

How are you 1021 rapid and you still don’t know chess notation (I’m 758)

... i miscounted.

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echan32 wrote:

55. Oppenheimer to h7, beginning the setup for a Trinity attack

Btw Craft you are single handedly holding up this entire chess game so thank you

56: Rutherford and Einstein team up and say its impossible.

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Einstein decides to invent the nuclear bomb

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0knowledgeofchess wrote:

Einstein decides to invent the nuclear bomb

That is notated as 56. …(too lazy to write move lol)

57. White queen becomes Barbie

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57. Leslie Groves d4, supporting Oppenheimer in his Trinity Attack (if he doesn't blow up the bomb then he'll scream at Oppie about winning the war until he does)

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58. Japan invades on the top of the board, starting from ka6 (a-h is files, 1-8 is ranks, and i-p is height (levels), the regular board is on the i level), leaving Oppenheimer 3 turns to make atomic bomb or the board becomes Japanese territory, destroying everything on it and replacing it with an anime studio (yuck)

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Not the top of the board, but above the i level. Sorry for inconsistency.

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58… axb4 = K??

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59. Oppenheimer nukes the entire board and destroys it.

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59. … nothing happened, no pieces can move

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60. White Knight dies of a heart attack, after going to sleep and seeing his sleep paralysis demon do some cringy TikTok dance.

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60. White Knight dies of a heart attack, after going to sleep and seeing his sleep paralysis demon do some cringy TikTok dance.

There are no white knights on the board, but there are no rules, so idc. 60. … reverse thanos snap: the board comes back with half of the pieces (whites queenside and blacks kingside)

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70. Quandale Dingle replaces all the pawns.

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7. King takse king checkmate

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Takes*

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Epic order.

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62. Revert to stating position, with the following changes:

- Quandale dingle replaces all pawns

- I become black’s g knight

-Tulin rests on e5

- Mipha rests on e4 (both are sleeping because this game is british and they sleep early there (its 8:30 in britain))

- Grimace shakes are on h4, b6, e3, a5, c4, d6, g3, and f5, waiting to be drank

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63. The white king is forced to do college level math, and dies due to brain overuse.
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Dont use 63. Yet, use 62. … instead.

63. e9=N

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63. m(edic) d7, activating Übercharge on tulin